my mum ordered me to take the dog out for a walk and sometimes I can rely on fate because I met precious Matt and he told me that got my real driver’s license (the new reprinted one) and I should come tomorrow for the “photo session” and he didn’t wanted to show me yet because that would be lame
also, I experienced multiple orgasms because ZE HANDSOMENESS
there goes my criminal career omg
do you sometimes feel that a song plays double the speed than it normally does
or is my brain just working slowlier
so, the model Cara Delevingne “rejected” LEO DICAPRIO because she thought he was too OLD
she’s my age and woah hey, clearly no girl of tumblr
come on, Leo is not even 40
/violently listens to the heist
I just spent 3 hours on writing my English CV for New Zealand
wow, how productive I am
and now it’s too late to watch the GoT episode
remember when the Obsessed With You audio post was going around in January and I put it on my iPod
next driving lesson, I put my iPod on shuffle and THE SONG CAME ON
and the refrain goes
I wanna get next to you.
Yeah I love all the things you do.
I wanna get close to you.
You are my dream come true.
I wanna have sex with you.
Your sweet caress won’t do.
Cause I’m obsessed with you.
and I was just like DONT LISTEN TO THE LYRICS NOW PLS MATT
I’m listening to it right now and have sentimental feelings that’s why I make that text post
my dash right now:
oh my fucking god
I’m still not over Romania’s eurovision song
I MEAN: Dracula singing in a high pitched voice, covered in the blood of tampons??
there was an article about Yahoo wanting to buy tumblr in our newspaper today
in the last paragraph of that article it said that many companies aren’t interested in placing adverts on tumblr’s blogs because they’re simply too smutty
and my mum read this and looked up at me like “what does THAT mean?!”
is this a cold approaching? oh yes, it is
do I remember the last time I had a cold? indeed, I do
why is that? because it was the week I had my first driving lesson, Dec 17th, 2012 in fact. AND MY VOICE WAS 95% PERCENT GONE
anyone else noticed the DAVID KARP in the credits of Star Trek?